I got to keep on mooovin'

Does anyone of my three readers remember how Matthew McConaughey went crazy and stopped posing correctly for movie posters? I'm glad to say that the master of the smirk-and-lean is BACK!

That's right, and BOY, am I relieved. Might I remind you to refresh your memory, because it's starting to get ridiculous. Doesn't he sigh contemptuously at the publicity dudes when they say, "hey, why don't you stand with your backs to each other to signify opposition and flirtation?!" as they pat themselves on the back for such a good idea? Doesn't he roll his eyes and die a little?

Probably not. Dude probably rolls so deep from these chick flicks. And I'm not going to lie, I love him. He's in "Dazed and Confused" and therefore wins.